Just call him Giovanni

As the Premiership season ends, and inquests into the outrageous Spurs food-poisoning incident begin, John Terry reminds us all of the benefits of cultural exchange (my emphasis):

I think Luca Vialli was the first man to bring in [a focus on diets] at Chelsea. He brought in an Italian chef who's still there now - Nick. First of all the players were all, 'Oh, I can't eat this pasta - what's this all about?' We'd never seen it or tasted it. But now when I go to a restaurant that's all I eat. I want to eat chicken and pasta, and that's something that I'm going to do for ever.

Thanks John, a real lesson in culinary sophistication.